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Feel the Bite: ’92 Dodge Viper RT/10 has Vintage Venom
Enter 1992 – The Dream Team is annihilating the Olympics, Bill Clinton’s saxography is winning over hearts and minds, and Mopar shatters the automotive landscape by hatching the Dodge Viper. What a time to be alive.
Lo and behold, some 29 years later, we find this feisty critter slithering its way into your hearts and wallets: an original (and rare) ’92 **Dodge Viper RT/10**, red-hot and ready to rumble. This Viper reminds you of America’s glorious past. Back when ABS was an option, and the only ‘traction control’ you knew was the lead foot on the gas. Remember, this was a year that saw the rekindling of that primeval rivalry – Man v Machine – with a certain Bobby Fischer wrestling his supercomputer nemesis, the IBM RS/6000 powered Deep Blue.
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Relive the rollercoaster ride of ’92, by letting this glamorous serpentine creature creep into your life, and your garage.
So why hanker for the exotic Italian stallion, when you can have the good ‘ol all-American venomous snake at a fraction of the price? Hop on, throw in a Bruce Springsteen cassette (remember those?), and let the nostalgia-driven adrenaline take over. Grab her before she’s gone. Because, unlike the redundant faxes of ’92, this fiery reptile is always in high demand.
“UNIX is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.” -Anonymous. 1992, a year when tech jokes were also born, seems far away indeed.